‘QUICK GUIDE TO FIGHTING CORRUPTION: A STEP BY STEP APPROACH’- [SIMPLIFIED EDITION]

AUTHOR: GEJ, THE PRESIDENCY; PUBLISHED BY: TRANSFORMATION AGENDA PUBLICATIONS; DISTRIBUTED BY: BREATH OF FRESH AIR COMMUNICATIONS; MARKETED BY: NEIGHBOUR TO NEIGHBOUR WHOLESALES LTD]

 Vehemently reject public declaration of your assets – ‘you don’t give a damn!

 Protect subsidy and crude oil thieves.

 Indict petty subsidy thieves; while protecting the ‘majors’ and those aiding and abetting them in government and the MDAs

 Arrest and parade petty crude oil thieves; while protecting their main sponsors

 Set up audit, probe and investigative committees, and promptly proceed to disregard their findings and recommendations

 Uncover 45,000 Ghostworkers from assessment of 159,000 workforce; and fail to uncover those collecting the N100bn in annual ghost-salaries

 Award without due process and secrecy coastline, waterways, and pipelines protection multi-billion naira contracts to Ex-Militant Generals in your kitchen cabinet.

 Use armed troops, armed police and surveillance helicopters to disperse Anti-Corruption protesters

 Arrest and harass Anti-Corruption Protest organisers

 Reward renowned thieves and treasury looters with choice and juicy board appointments

 Enter into plea bargain arrangements with convicted treasury looters

 Pardon notorious Bandits and Pirates convicted of pillaging the treasury

PUBLIC DISCLAIMER/CAVEAT EMPTOR:

‘Let us remind the Pardoners and the Pardonees that this and past Generations of Treasury Looters Shall not go Unpunished, as long, and as soon as We TAKE BACK NIGERIA! #DPSR

Disclaimer Issued By – DPSR

Written and Circulated By Jaye Gaskia: 13-03-13Popular power for social justice